Providence Monthly, our loveable local glossy about shopping and where to get your nails did, has embarked on their annual quest to find Providence’s most eligible white person. Here’s a link to the questionnaire, which I’m sure none of our readers will savagely abuse, but it’s the print version that I love; on page 71 of the new issue is a picture that could only be captioned “Two White Bitches Fight Over Some Douche.” Oh wait, he’s wearing a tie so he must have a good job. Dude, I have a tie. Seeing as how the entire PM staff is either on maternity leave or going on maternity leave maybe they should have an internal contest; PM’s Most Pregnantest Employee.

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