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Providence Monthly Searching For Most Eligible White Person
12:06PM ON
11/28/2007
BY
Eric Smith
Providence Monthly, our loveable local glossy about shopping and where to get your nails did, has embarked on their annual quest to find Providence’s most eligible white person. Here’s a link to the questionnaire, which I’m sure none of our readers will savagely abuse, but it’s the print version that I love; on page 71 of the new issue is a picture that could only be captioned “Two White Bitches Fight Over Some Douche.” Oh wait, he’s wearing a tie so he must have a good job. Dude, I have a tie. Seeing as how the entire PM staff is either on maternity leave or going on maternity leave maybe they should have an internal contest; PM’s Most Pregnantest Employee.
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One Comment on “ Providence Monthly Searching For Most Eligible White Person ”
November 28th, 2007 at 5:19PM
Matt Lawrence Says:
Yeah, I quit before I got in the family way. Just in time, probably.
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