• Martha Stewart shows off nativity scene she built in the big house.
• Will Smith regrets praising Adolf Hitler, didn’t mean for you to hear.
• NBC gives Carson Daly ultimatum to cross picket line and return to TV. Viewers disappointed, thought Daly’s absence made strike, well, worth it.
• “ Bring it On” writer pretends she matters, joins strike.
• Warren Buffett poops gold.
• Big f*cking oops: Tiger escapes San Fran. zoo, kills one.
• Hillary, Edwards, Obama all like Bon Jovi; Democratic party begins search for competent leader.
• No Child Left Alone: NY school defends use of shock therapy on dumb students.
• Mike Gravel takes acid, appears in this video.
• Oh yeah, Kwanzaa!
• Bible stored on pinhead-sized chip, ACLU celebrates by burning those pesky printed copies.

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