afternoon crap slap
4:23 pm on December 30th, 2007 by Ariel Werner
all the news that’s shit to print:
- Bhutto:Harvard:: Barbara Bush:Yale.
- Since Giuliani disappeared the homeless, Bloomberg confused about who’s actually poor versus who’s merely starving and without healthcare, housing, education, or rights. Being Mayor is hard, man.
- Now that hip-hop generates $$ without politics, Times readers concerned with troubled market.
- Bush has no Plan B for Pakistan, or slutty girls.
- “Court TV” renamed “truTV,” COPS renamed “Beating down brothas.”
- Hillary won’t let Bill attend classified security meetings, Bill won’t let Hillary attend to his penis or invite her to his birthday party.
- UK: I’ll have the vegetable platter, with a side of dead rats.
- Oregon, like everyone else, uncomfortable with gay people.
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