The relatively-on-point-but-usually-single-and-angry-about-it Catherine Specter’s last big missive over at the Huff was a pre-Christmas rant about what a bad idea it is to hook up with someone at an office holiday party (Really? Never? Why do I even have a job then?) But now she also wants you to stop flirting with her if you’re already attached. Seems she’s been burned a couple (dozen, probs.) times by dudes who are blantantly come-hithering her, only to turn out to be less-than-single after Ms. Spector makes the epic walk across whatever cosmo-drenched meat market’s dancefloor she’s plying her spinster wares at that week.

“Your anger starts to percolate and you wonder if they had actually been making eyes at you (of course they were).”

Hey Cath, they weren’t.

“You begin to think in clichés: …of all the gin joints in all the world.”

Um, this “cliché” doesn’t actually apply to your situation at all, please watch Casablanca a few more times. As for thinking in clichés, you seem to be living in such a huge Sex and the City cliché that it must be hard to see around the head-sized corsage pinned to your chest.

( Wander This)

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