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Oh, wait, everything actually DOES suck.
3:07AM ON
12/31/2007
BY
Ariel Werner
David commented last week on an unusually cheery column from the ProJo’s Scott MacKay. As I skim the ProJo website tonight, however, things look pretty damn grim. Here’s some extremely dreary evening news:
- When the General Assembly reconvenes on Tuesday, they will focus solely on money and everyone is going to be fired and no one is going to gain state assistance and we are going to prostitute our state for lunch money.
- Because the state economy is so screwed, you will charged more than Paris Hilton’s grandpa is donating to charity for your New Year’s Eve wining and dining.
- Three men injured in South Providence stabbing.
- 25-yr-old woman struck by car, in critical condition.
- 18-yr-old man in Charlestown crashes vehicle, also in critical condition.
Someone remind me why I’m flying back from DC tomorrow?
January 21st, 2008 at 9:27PM
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