More Newsiness
12:08 pm on January 7th, 2008 by Eric SmithFear And Loafing On The Campaign Trail
- Obama, America, finds Clinton campaign to be a total buzzkill.
- Don’t worry Barry, Hillary’s going to micro-manage that depressing campaign with even more beautiful, beautiful rhetoric.
- NOLA org. says Edwards “Won’t hesitate to kick the Republicans in the balls.” Republican balls were unavailable for comment.
That’s Entertainment!
- Oh, that’s where she went. Natasha Lyonne on drugs, jail, and almost dying.
- Like the rest of America, Britney celebrates her release from mental lockdown by swigging mimosas and wandering the desert.
- Sir Paul survives coronary angioplasty. Nothing funny about that.
Local Yokels
- RI, haven for deadly dams? Or; Is there a deadly dam in your neighborhood? Cue scary music, stock footage of News Chopper 12.
- The ACLU, shocker, gets in on the whole tagging-Middletown-students-with-RIFD-chips-thing. They’re against it, btw.
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