News Slap! Afternoon Edition
4:13 pm on January 16th, 2008 by Eric SmithBecause stuff keeps happening…
- Giuliani, $40 mil. poorer and still placing 5th or worse. He should change his name to Undecided and maybe trick people into voting for him.
- Bill Clinton: reject Obama and that tired old black political establishment that he represents. What alternate version of history is Clinton living in?
- Congress wisely decides that this year’s most important issue is the baseball steroid thing, not that pesky war thing that just. won’t. go. away. no matter how much we ignore it.
- New Huckabee advisor wants “A cop in front of every mosque.” He’s also said a bunch of other crazy shit which, naturally, makes him the perfect political advisor.
- This keeps getting weirder and weirder…
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