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Middle school bans farting
9:45AM ON
02/07/2008
BY
Ari Savitzky
This is like a bad dream. A bad, hilarious dream.
…It seems some Camden-Rockport Middle School eighth-grade boys are taking it to new heights and allegedly making a game of seeing who can expel the loudest and grossest flatus.
According to this week’s “Fire Cracker” newsletter though, an informal eighth-grade publication, the joke’s on the boys as the penalty for “intentional farting” is now a detention.
“Strange, but true, thanks to a bunch of 8th grade boys, intentional farting has been banned from CRMS,” the newsletter said. “It started out as a funny joke and eventually turned into a game. This is the first rule at CRMS that prevents the use of natural bodily functions. The penalty for intentional farting is a detention, so keep it to yourself!”
Detention for farting?
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