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Barack Obama Found You a Parking Spot Downtown.
10:28AM ON
02/20/2008
BY
Jessica Ramsey
I know, I know, enough about Barack Obama already…
But seriously, this site is hilarious. If you’re ever feeling sad or lonely, just go here so you can remember all that Obama does for you: www.barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com
And remember on March 4: Barack Obama wants you to have a cupcake, but Hillary Clinton farted under the covers.
(My roommate and I came up with Providence-specific examples, after the jump. Add one! And then my tech-geek friends can make a website!)
-Barack Obama held your hand at Waterfire.
-Barack Obama gave up his booth at the Red Fez so you and all your friends could sit down.
-Barack Obama shoveled your sidewalk. And your neighbor’s sidewalk.
-Barack Obama checked you out while you were jogging on Blackstone.
-Barack Obama let you make a left first when the light turned green.
-Barack Obama gave you a ride home from Providence is Burning.
-Barack Obama bought you a dozen roses from WRNI.
-Barack Obama rescued a bus full of schoolchildren during the snowstorm.
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