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Local Newz Roundup:
10:57PM ON
04/02/2008
BY
Ari Savitzky
Cy Young winner Bartolo Colon starting in today’s Pawsox home opener at McCoy Stadium. Go for the pitching, stay for the hot dogs.
Hispanic leader David Quiroa bolts state GOP over the Guv’s immigrant bashing. The big shock: how was this guy was a GOP leader in the first place?
The RI State Police and the CIA have joined forces to spy on you warrantlessly. Go America!
General Assembly may give guns to URI cops. Guns=Safety4Ever!
Middeltown groom jumps off a balcony after drunken fight with future in-laws. Boy is his face red and bruised.
Alan Shawn Feinstein is invading Kansas.
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