Why do I still use Hotmail?

It’s official: Women, consider yourselves liberated. Today MSN is insistent that its millions of email-checkers learn about ‘The Wife’s Bill of Rights’.

Amendment I
We have the right to dislike your buddies.

Amendment II
We have the right to experience PMS in all its glory.

Amendment III
We have the right to demand you finish a household job.

Amendment IV
We have the right to an honest answer to “What’s wrong?”

Amendment V
We have the right to keep our secrets.
Amendment VI
We have the right to clean air.

Amendment VII
We have the right to keep and bear tons of girly bathroom products.

Amendment VIII
We have the right to speak to our girlfriends every day.

Amendment IX
We have the right to flirt.

Amendment X
We have the right to foreplay.

Sphere: Related Content

This entry was posted on Wednesday, April 16th, 2008 at 5:14 pm and is filed under Deviants. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

Related Posts

• Justice For All - August 2nd, 08
• come out to plaaaay-aaaay - July 26th, 08
• The remix that needs no jury deliberation - May 30th, 08
• The Daily Dose would be mortified... - May 29th, 08
• hide the children - April 16th, 08