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4:09 pm on May 3rd, 2008 by Ari Savitzky- Obnoxious Bush re-declared May Day “Law Day USA.” Really.
- Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon wed in ceremony so secret its not even true.
- It’s snowing in hell: The man known as “Cheney’s Cheney” may submit to acongressional subpoena.
- Obama beats a 14-year old at P-I-G.
- Shady Alert! Recently convicted “DC Madam,” who pimped to Washington’s most powerful hooker-lovers, “commits suicide.”
- HP invents the memristor, offering new hope to DARPA, Warcraft fanatics, AI and futuristic-ass projects like these.
- Florida school commits travesty of the millennium, fires bio teacher for bikini boat side-gig:
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May 3rd, 2008 at 9:31 pm
Suicide-about as likely as me starting for the Celtics