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News Crap Attaq 360!
4:09PM ON
05/03/2008
BY
Ari Savitzky
- Obnoxious Bush re-declared May Day “Law Day USA.” Really.
- Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon wed in ceremony so secret its not even true.
- It’s snowing in hell: The man known as “Cheney’s Cheney” may submit to acongressional subpoena.
- Obama beats a 14-year old at P-I-G.
- Shady Alert! Recently convicted “DC Madam,” who pimped to Washington’s most powerful hooker-lovers, “commits suicide.”
- HP invents the memristor, offering new hope to DARPA, Warcraft fanatics, AI and futuristic-ass projects like these.
- Florida school commits travesty of the millennium, fires bio teacher for bikini boat side-gig:
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One Comment on “ News Crap Attaq 360! ”
May 3rd, 2008 at 9:31PM
JOE BERNSTEIN Says:
Suicide-about as likely as me starting for the Celtics
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