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Jury Selection Begins For Trial Of The Century
11:40AM ON
05/10/2008
BY
Eric Smith
Say what you will about the staggering genius of Trapped In The Closet parts 1 through one-hundred thousand or whatever the hell it’s up to now, but it looks like R. Kelly is seriously fucked as he heads to trial for this minor matter of videotaping himself peeing in a thirteen-year-old’s face. Oh, and he had sex with her too. But now, as you would expect when everyone in the world has seen the video of this extremely heinous crime, the potential jury kinda-sorta fucking hates R. Kelly. (Baker City Herald)
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