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iron women
7:07PM ON
05/13/2008
BY
Beth Comery
Only a few minutes into the movie Iron Man, Tony Stark, the amoral munitions titan, is barraged with inconvenient questions from an aggressive female Vanity Fair reporter. He dismissively sums her up by assuming she attended Berkeley, to which she responds “Brown”. So, like it or not, Brown University is clearly shorthand for a certain type of left-wing bleeding-heart crusading do-gooder (and I don’t think that pie-lady helped). Okay, fine, that is nothing new — but then she jumps right into the sack with the guy! Completely betraying your core belief system just cuz he’s rich and hot? Berkeley maybe, but not our Brown gals. Ladies… man your pies!
(One more point, riding a Segway in a movie is code for — douchebag. If also bald — evil douchebag.)
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