Hook-handed candidate will open your beer
11:43 am on May 20th, 2008 by Ari SavitzkyAwesomely enough, this dude may actually beat out the front runner in today’s Oregon Senate primary. If he wins, and beats sitting GOP Senator Gordon Smith in November, Novick is automatically Captain Hook in the Senate’s annual production of Peter Pan and the Lost Boys.
In other news about politicians’ hands, RI Congressman Patrick Kennedy broke his doing karate a month ago. F’real.
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