Chelsea Clinton vs. Jennie Garth: You Be The Judge
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05/28/2008
BY
Matthew Lawrence
Well, it’s been a whole month or so since Peta2 crowned the totally emo Cutest Vegetarians Alive. Now, in an effort to basically do the same thing all over again but this time with celebrities, they’ve opened up the voting in the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian contest. (Because the difference between ‘cute’ and ’sexy’ is fame-based, apparently.)
There are about a hundred girls and about four hundred thousand boys nominated. On the ladies side, the surprisingly diverse list of meat-haters ranges from Emmylou Harris to Lauren Laverne to Bryce Dallas Howard to Naomi Watts to Thora Birch (remember her?) to somebody that’s in a band called Most Precious Blood.As for the men, there are lots and lots and lots of people from bands I’ve never heard of (although I’m sure I can guess from their name what Remembering Never sound like.)
Male nominees I’ve actually seen pictures of before include Andre 3000, Casey Affleck, Ian MacKaye, Jonathan Safron Foer, Milo Ventimiglia, Q-Tip, Ted Leo (pictured above), Rob Zombie, Todd Oldham, the bass player from The Robocop Kraus, and Tobey Maguire. The Peta2 people were definitely less selective with the men, though, since they also nominated Ian McKellan, Ruben Studdard and Corey Feldman, all of whom are about as sexy as last month’s toenail clippings.
Personally, I’m voting for Erykah Badu on the ladies’ side, mostly because New Amerykah is so freaking awesome, and Sage Francis on the guys’, because he’s local and, more importantly, bearlike and hunky.
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