“He’s been mostly dead all day.”

“Let me ’splain… Nah, would take too long… Let me sum up.”

“He clearly said, ‘To blave.’”

“I’ve developed a tolerance to Iocane.”

“Iocane… I would bet my life on it.”

Bonus line: “There is one thing I didn’t tell you: I’m left-handed.”

I own this one, and I am NOT embarrassed to admit it. Plus, Peter Falk as Fred Savage’s grandfather is movie gold.