For fair-skinned people outdoor music festivals are a non-starter. And actually, it’s great to have an excuse for getting out of something that looks like hell on earth, even for people who have melanin. Sunshine and music are mutually exclusive as far as I’m concerned — rock should be heard in a dark club with a sticky floor (and I still miss the smoke). Artist Andrew Kuo has created these elaborate charts outlining exactly “why Bonnaroo sounds like a nightmare to me”. Go to the New York Times music page for a readable image. Click on “Rock! Sun! Crowds! You Go Without Me”. It’s genius.

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