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What In The World
11:29AM ON
06/18/2008
BY
Eric Smith
Your daily steaming news-pile, all-Obama edition. Nearly.
- Clinton and Obama plan a super-hot orgiastic team up between them and her top campaign donators.
- Meanwhile, Obama is sweeping McCain in the obviously made up Quinnipaic University Swing State polls.
- Some total nutcake is trying very hard to take down our beloved B.O. in a bizarro story involving his 27-year-long rap sheet, Mexican drug runners, Muslim-sounding aliases, internet sources named TubeSockTed, and “court filings punctuated with unusual spelling and capitalizations.” This one’s got it all, folks!
- Clinton finally listens to the rest of America, gives it a rest.
- Tom Wolfe: Cheeky rapscallion.
- Joan Rivers: Plastic-faced cursing machine.
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