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Sacre blue! Sacre Navy Blue!
11:43PM ON
06/21/2008
BY
Leslie Friedman
Big ups to the Daily Dose’s favorite kickball team, the Providence Burnsiders, for their first win of the season against the much favored French Revenge. As the commentators named him, Tall Skinny Guy, Tibet Sprague acted as the Green Monster in the outfield. Nothing got past those lanky arms.
We had some amazing plays by Candace Toth and her double out ways. The Hurwitz family was in full effect. There was all sorts of backing each other up and just all around good spirit. I think it might have been the new shoulder pads that look kinda like wings that never fully grew in. Red Bull may give you wings, but nothing makes your head spin like Dan Nesh’s moonshine and that’s right, ladies and gentlemen, he’s on the Burnsiders.
The team really came together and it looks like it is going to be a great season. Big team hugs and a hearty HIP HIP HIZZAH!





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