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They Say All Teenagers Scare The Living Sh*t Out Of Carnivores

10:05 am on June 22nd, 2008 by Matthew Lawrence

As part of our endless crusade to let you know about every wacky thing that PETA does, I thought I’d tell you they’ve just announced the winners of the Sexiest Vegetarian Alive Contest, which, as we’ve previously noted, is different from the Cutest Vegetarian Alive Contest because sexy vegetarians are more famous than cute vegetarians.

And the winners are… Alyssa Milano and someone from My Chemical Romance that isn’t the singer!

The voters were clearly sixteen year old emo kids and middle-aged men, because Alyssa Milano hasn’t done anything much lately besides show up on My Name Is Earl periodically.  I’m a little surprised that Milano won, since runners up in the girl category included Hayden Panettiere, last year’s winner Kristen Bell and Natalie Portman.  (And someone named Greta Saltpeter, who sings in a band on Pete Wentz’s label.)  Boy runners-up were Jared Leto (ewwwwww!!), Milo Ventimiglia, the guy from Cobra Starship (also on Pete Wentz’s label, btw) and last year’s icky winner Davey Havok.

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