‘The majority is gay, but we’ve had issues with hetero sex as well.’

9:07PM ON 07/07/2008
BY Daily Dose

‘Frisky sun worshipers are flocking to have sex on the beach in Provincetown - but are sending horrified family vacationers packing, officials said.

Angry Cape Cod National Seashore officials said they are cracking down on public sex acts along the picturesque shoreline after the number of citations for public sex acts more than tripled, from an average of 40 to 132 last year.’

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7 Comments on “ ‘The majority is gay, but we’ve had issues with hetero sex as well.’ ”

July 7th, 2008 at 9:38PM
JOE BERNSTEIN Says:

It’s rude and really kind of demented to impose your sex acts on nearby people in a public place.Kind of like taking a dump on the floor in a crowded restaurant.

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July 7th, 2008 at 11:42PM
Tabetha Bernstein-Danis Says:

Not to mention the whole concept of sand in an uncomfortable place…

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July 8th, 2008 at 7:47AM
Victoria Andolina Says:

“If you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you’re not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you’d like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the Cape
Then I’m the love that you’ve looked for
Write to me and escape.”

…… This is nothing new.

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July 8th, 2008 at 8:05AM
Tabetha Bernstein-Danis Says:

At midnight, it is much less likely anyone would get in trouble. Not many folks go to the beach at midnight. That said, I still think it sounds rather uncomfotable. I’m willing to venture that sex on the beach is best when served in a cocktail glass rather than practiced in real life!

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July 8th, 2008 at 9:33AM
matthew Says:

I think taking a dump in a crowded restaurant would be smellier, personally.

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July 8th, 2008 at 5:37PM
JOE BERNSTEIN Says:

Good point Matthew,but I once arrested a hooker who smelled like a run-over skunk.She was worse than a dump.The car and squadroom stank for a few days.I can’t believe she actually had customers.

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December 7th, 2008 at 10:27PM
Candice Says:

Ok. thats just plain nasty and gross in sooooo many ways. Like seriously. Come on, other people don’t want to see that ewwwww.

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