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Why’s that Johnny so long at the fair?…
6:45AM ON
08/27/2008
BY
Dave Segal
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Why’d your lover leave ya? Why’d your pet hamster die? What with all those damn hurricanes?
Why’d the Chinatown Bus you were on break down outside of Philly last week? Why’s there all that fecal matter in the Bay? And those goddam jellyfish…
Why are the Devil Rays still up in the East? And where’s my freaking trinket already?
What can the matter be?
I mean, duh… it’s those damn immigrants. Thank God for ICE:
PHOENIX (Reuters) - U.S. immigration agents have arrested 595 people at a Mississippi factory in what was the largest workplace enforcement raid in the United States to date, an immigration official said on Tuesday.
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