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Who’s got $1000, two thumbs, and a hankering to see Joe Biden?
3:48PM ON
09/24/2008
BY
Ari Savitzky
You? Perfect.
Just mosey on over to the Alpine Country Club, fork over a G, and you can hobnob with Joe “The Lipstickless Pitbull” Biden, Master of Foreign Policy and Hairplugs.
The event’s tomorrow, so better double check your account balance before you sign up online.
Reception with Senator Joe Biden
Thursday, September 25
7:30 p.m.
Alpine Country Club, 251 Pippin Orchard Road, Cranston
Reception tickets: $1,000 per person
Just remember, whatever you do, DONT ask Joe about Clean Coal, China or Renewable Energy, unless you’re willing for him to grab your shoulders and yell vaguely encouraging-yet-ominous things in your face:
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rXyTRT-NZg]
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