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Do, Do, Do You Got A First Aid Kit Handy?
12:45PM ON
10/08/2008
BY
Matthew Lawrence
HOLY EFFING CRAP, Lady From Danity Kane!
There are so very many terrible things happening in this picture, and I’m not even talking about the world’s ugliest red carpet or Aubrey O’Day’s completely baffling method of doghandling.
I’m sort of reeling, wondering about the order of events that led her to show up in public dressed like this. Like, maybe last night she and the other girls from Danity Kane were watching the debate and painting each other’s nails, and maybe the fear of a McCain presidency made them feel really sad, so Aubrey went for the black mani-pedi to show America her angst. But then, I’m thinking, she woke up this morning thinking about how nice an Obama presidency would be. So she slew the nearest giant and took his t-shirt to one of those Make Your Own T-Shirt places in the mall, and in her enthusiasm to support Obama (and check out the sale rack at Wet Seal) she totally forgot her pants!
Totally pleased with her t-shirt design (an idea she got from Gossip Girl #4: Because I’m Worth It, I’m pretty sure) she decided to accessorize with a black heart ring, or possibly a moth, and a bejewelled white bandanna that draws lots and lots of attention to what appear to be her totally gray roots.
Yeah, I’m still trying to figure out that last part, too…
October 8th, 2008 at 6:12PM
corey Says:
The roots are the best part.
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