Even when the chips are down. Just got this from the Glee Gum Guy. Links at bottom:

Subject: A Plea for Glee

Hi my gum chums,

I am sorry to be writing you about a woeful matter.
I generally aim to engage in strictly Glee-ful chatter!

Alas, this is a desperate measure for a desperate time.
In my distress I find myself seeking solace in rhyme!

Glee Gum is being discontinued at Trader Joe’s.
And this sad fact is the cause of all my worldly woes!

Trader Joe’s carries only Peppermint Glee,
But they buy an awful LOT, you see!

Still it seems that sales are slow
And so Glee Gum has got to go.

If you could take a moment’s time to help keep Glee in stock,
You would make me the happiest gum mascot on the block!

Sometimes Trader Joe’s brings discontinued products back
When enough customers complain about their lack!

So please consider calling a Trader Joe’s store
About the lack of Glee Gum (which you adore!)

Or send an email to corporate HQ
And tell them why Glee is important to you.

Together perhaps we can save Glee Gum
And stop all its fans from feeling glum!

Yours in Glee, naturally,
the Glee Guy

Here’s the link to find a Trader Joe’s store to call:
http://www.facebook.com/l/;http://www.traderjoes.com/locations.asp
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Here’s the link to email Trader Joe’s corporate office:
http://www.facebook.com/l/;http://www.traderjoes.com/contact_us.html
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And for more information on Glee Gum, check out:
http://www.facebook.com/l/;http://www.gleegum.com/

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