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BREAKING: Mistle-Dose® Party Postponed Until Next Thursday!

Sorry guys, it’s not safe out there. We don’t want anyone going out tonight, just stay in and work your way through a box of chablis. We’ll try it next Thursday. We’ll be snowed in all afternoon, probably writin’ stupid stuff, so feel free to

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It’s Me! Every guy ever.

Yesterday’s thing we found on Craigslist was one of the funniest posts we’ve come across in awhile. It’s hard to tell whether it was written by a guy or a girl, I guess it doesn’t really matter, but in the interest of giving equal time

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It’s Me! Every girl ever.

Found on the Craigslist by one of our Jersey Girls: Knock knock Oh hi, how’s it going? It’s me! Every girl ever. I’m really looking forward to this date. I’m not nearly as attractive as you remember me being because when we met the bar

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Dept. Of Believability

Whew! Providence dodged a bullet by being ranked at only 69 on Men’s Health Magazine’s most dangerously drunken cities list…wait,  the numbers go the other way you say? Whoops. In comparison, Boston seems relatively safe at 19 while Denver and Durham, NC ranked the safest ’cause they

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Loaded @ Local 121

Tuesday Night: LOADED! at Local 121. DJs Handsome Pete, Eric “St. James” Smith and Kevin “Kevin” Leavitt play all the britpop, indie rock, shoegaze, glamrawk and other classics goin’ all night! 121 Washington st, 10pm, free!

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Don’t Forget: Mistle-Dose Party This Thursday

 Please join us as we celebrate the season, our friends, the spirit of giving, and more importantly our first three months online. Has it been that long? Seems like two. Rest assured there will be no local celebrities appearing at this party. And, as previously

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Jersey Girls Know What Phallic Means

Well, better late than never! Our beloved Jersey Girls took a much-needed two week hiatus, and now they’re back, refreshed, rejuvenated, hydrated, and ready to tackle your frankly disturbing sex and relationship issues. The questions are real and anonymous, of course, and the answers are

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Thanksgiving-Eve Blowout: The Cold War and Mustang Cobra

Tonight, the only Thanksgiving-Eve bash worth checking is Mustang Cobra and The Cold War at the Penalty Box way way out on North Main. Yeah, West Side® peeps, you may have to drive for this one. As usual, Mustang Cobra will bring the old school

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Jersey Girls Know What Skeet Skeet Means

Each week the Jersey Girls take on your most intimate of problems, if you got ish send it to the girls. Q: Dear S&M, I love my girl with all of my heart but her smoking drives me crazy. When I bring it up she

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Projo Blog Reels In The Crazy, But Just A Bit

So the last column from Projo nightlife blogger Jaime Millmather was rather unremarkable, she stopped writing in her trademark IM parlance, wrote actual sentences, and frankly that didn’t work for us. In her latest entry she mentions that she’s been getting some flack for her

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Jersey Girls Get All Real On You

It’s that time of the week again, time for the Jersey Girls to unleash a whole new torrent of batshit crazy on y’all. But this one’s for the lovers. And people who wonder about ball shaving. Q: Dear S&M, Here’s the deal: I’m totally in

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A Kinder, Gentler Jersey Girls?

Maybe it’s the flu meds, or maybe the girls have been watching Gilmore Girls lately, but this week finds the Jersey Girls dropping knowledge on a more sensitive tip. Then they start talking about vibrators. As always, if you have problems drop them a line.

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Congrats to the Jersey Girls

Who after just a month of existing as such, have apparently acceded to the cannon of sex columnists of note, according to people who know way more about the subject than we do. They share the “best of” with Dan Savage and Joyce Brothers. And

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Jersey Girls Ain’t Yelling at You, They’re Just Sayin’

Each week, our resident ladies get down and dirty with your relationship quagmires. This week, I don’t know what they were smoking, but if you’re at work or there are children running around your computer you may want to hold off. NSFW, probably NSFAnyone. As

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Dept. Of Shameless Self Promotion

The Dose is throwin’ a party y’all! Every week in fact, every Tuesday to be more specific, and at Local 121, to be even specificer. The music: oh, this is where it gets awesome. Britpop, indie classics, new wave and rock ‘n roll. I will

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Jersey Girls Ain’t Yelling at You, They’re Just Sayin’

A day late but still on point, here’s the Jersey Girls, S&M wading through your relationship disasters like it’s their job. Which it is. Got troubles? Talk nice to them Q: I’m in a pickle! I have been dating a guy for almost 2 months