Ok, so I know it’s been entirely too long. One half of your beloved Jersey Girls followed her heart back to the motherland, North Jersey. The other ho is back and more than ready to take on your hardest, grossest, weirdest, funniest questions. With some
Its been awhile since we’ve heard from our lovely Jersey Girls, now that they’re bi-coastal (one living on the East Coast, the other living on the Jersey Coast) it’s been even harder for them to get their shit together. Plus they have jobs now. Whatever,
So in honor of the only holiday (besides our birthdays) where’s its socially acceptable to dress like a common whore we’ve decided to talk about sex. This week: virgins, sex noises, and slutty outfits! Let’s dig in… Q: While shopping for halloween costumes my boyfriend
Q: Dear Jersey Girls, I think my boyfriend has a porn problem. I may have not-so-accidentally stumbled upon his huge stash of DVDs which led me to his computer, which led to me to TONS more porn. It grosses me out that he fantasizes about
To Our Loyal Readers, After a sweaty, blurry, and overall disgusting summer, we’ve managed to get our shit back together…well at least long enough to solve all of your relationships queries. With one of us on permanent assignment in Jew Jersey and the other enjoying
Q: Since my girlfriend has moved in, she’s been cutting the frequency of sex down. Recently, she’s not even returning my kisses and she pushes me away when I try to give her oral (which she says I’m -fantastic- at). I can deal with a
So we’re going to do things a little differently this week. We received this anonymous horror story of a letter and felt compelled to not only share it with you, our loyal readers, but also devote an entire column to it. Behold possibly the worst
Q: Dear Jersey Girls, I met a girl last night through a friend and after I got home I sorta drunkenly found her on Myspace. I didn’t add her or send a message, thankfully*, but I was wondering, what amount of Face/Space stalking is acceptable
Q: Hello Ladies, This guy I had a fling with last year recently sent me a text message asking if I’d have a threesome with him and his new girlfriend. Bad idea……right? A: Meh, not necessarily.
This week’s Ask The Jersey Girls: Furtive masturbation, intrusive pets and walks of shame. Q: Dear Jersey Girls, I awoke this morning to find my boyfriend, who I’d had sex with mere hours prior, jerking off in bed next to me while I thought he
Q: Dear S&M, My boyfriend and I have been dating for a couple years now and we just recently moved in together. Things are going fine – with the exception of one thing. I was accidentally logged into his email account the other day and
This week: big tippers, face sitters, and fighting the big easy. Q: Dear Jersey Girls, A few weeks ago I was out for a drink with a co-worker and his friend who are both 15 years my senior. I really hit it off with the
Are you missing the Jersey Girls’ column this week? Are your loins aching for your weekly fix of dirty talk and stories from the bedroom (car backseat, dark alley, public restroom, etc…)? Oh, you are? THAT’S YOUR FAULT! We are hurting for some good
This week: dirty texting, going downtown, and actual research! Q: Dear Jersey Girls, I hooked up with this guy last weekend, and the next morning he sent me a text message “thanking me for riding his c***”… how am I supposed to take that?
This week: Sex tapes, voyeurism, and matters of taste. Most def. NSFW but you knew that, right? Q: Dear S&M, I had a pretty bad break up with an ex, and I’m certain he’s in the possession of a very incriminating video on his computer
So it seems that more than a few of you are still sweating your exes. Jeez! Get over it already! This week the girls take you all on a stroll down memory lane and revisit relationships past. Welcome to the Ex-Files, saps. Next week it’s