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Dude With Ax Seeks Love

12PM ON 09/05/2008
BY LiteraryTease

Okay, ladies, I found a real winner for you:

Ax Dude Seeks Love

The ad starts with: “I’m sick of being judged by the way I look?”, which, please note, is not a definitive statement but a question, as if the writer wonders if, in fact, he is being judged for the way he looks, not for the weaponry in his hands. “CONSIDER ME WILLY FUCKING WONKA,” demands the ad, before ending with, in a most beautiful irony, “Please, no fatties.”

Go ahead, girls. Fight it out.


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