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crap slap
5:00PM ON
12/28/2007
BY
Ariel Werner
all the news that’s shit to print:
- Amy Winehouse summoned to appear in Norway court for weed possession (and public health endangerment via rat-infested hair).
- Jessica Simpson wows America with $1200 opening weekend for her film “Blonde Ambition.”
- Maine: whitest, craziest, most boring state in the country. Duh.
- Butter Cow creator Duffy Lyon casts Butter Obama. Hillary greasy and busty enough, doesn’t need her bust in butter.
- Wonkette more tactless than ever, dedicates entire day of blogging to belittling Bhutto.
- Bhutto was “intense” at Harvard.
- Lieberman vying for McCain VP slot, working to destroy yet another race with his grabby Jewish hands. [I can say it, I too have horns.]
- Discovery channel show helps boy survive avalanche, kind of like how My So-Called Life helped me survive high school.
- Someone in FBI watched Minority Report, now to display criminal mugshots on digital billboards.
- Ahhh, the holidays: woman and boyfriend kill 6 family members on Christmas Eve.
- “Israelis, Palestinians try for peace” reports the AP. Oh, good.
- Brandy not charged for vehicular manslaughter, only Monica cares.
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