Britney-Bin Laden Media Whore-Off

Bin Laden VideoBritney Spears Terrorist mastermind Osama Bin Laden and washed-up yahoo Britney Spears go head-to-head this weekend as both make auspicious and highly-anticipated returns to the media stage. On Thursday, Al-Sahab, Al Qaeda’s media arm announced the imminent release of a new Bin Laden tape. Early buzz said that his formerly gray beard had been dyed a luxurious black to mark his return. Despite the dashing new look, the early reviews have cited the tape as anticlimactic, low in production value, and highly derivative of earlier 9/11 anniversary tapes–though there are rumors of a lip-lock with Madonna.

Meanwhile, Sunday night Britney takes the stage to open the annual MTV Video Music Awards. Her triumphant return to the stage where she’s had so many highlights–the striptease, the snake dance, the Madonna kiss–is eagerly awaited and promises potential shock value. Internet rumors abound that she is going to debut her new single, “Gimme More,” and possibly threaten to bomb various American targets throughout southeast Asia and western Europe.

Which one are you going to be talking about around the water cooler on Monday morning?

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