And will do so by reminding you that just two days remain until Bush names and pardons the turkey charged with repopulating its species by this time next year.
Lots of fun to humanize the birds, right before we devour their flesh, ain’t it?
You can vote on what to name this year’s lucky fowl, here. I voted for “Gobler and Rafter,” whatever that means. 43 times.
(Also, try to )