I know what you’re thinking right now.
“I’m hungry,” you’re thinking. “I wish I had some bacon. Preferably some kind of bacon cured in organic maple syrup.”
Or maybe you’re a vegetarian who drinks too much–like me!–in which case you’d like to forgo breakfast altogether and head straight for the absinthe cabinet.
But for whatever reason, you don’t think you can. Maybe you have a meeting to run off to, or some kids to pick up at school, or perhaps you just don’t want to spoil your dinner.
Well now your prayers have been answered, darlings. You can make the meeting, pick up the kids, AND save your appetite, while at the same time indulging in your favorite bacon or absinthe treat…
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…with Lollyphile! Lollipops made by people in San Francisco and locally available exclusively at the Brown Bookstore. (Which happens to be where, um, I do the candy ordering.) Each sucker is made with either real absinthe or real organic maple-cured bacon. Stop by today and take me out for lunch pick some up!
You know who needs to get one those lollipops? Jim Gaffigan. His entire comedy act is about bacon. Wait till he finds out it’s candy now.