Oh, Huffington Post, while I love your celebrity crusade columns and usually decent political coverage, you seem have your head firmly in your ass with stuff like “Top 5 Sexiest Spiritual Icons“, which is just gross. I know, you’re trying to be tongue-in-cheek by including Maya, the Hindu goddess of illusion (who is not an actual person, but whatever), but Obama? Demi Moore? Did you need to crank out one more post before deadline? Yes, you obviously did. Also the end: “Are there any other spiritual icons out there who get you all hot and bothered?”, which could be read as “please comment on this so I can get paid, no really, pretty please?” Stop it.