Thank You, Tila Tequila!

alien Wow. Gays and lesbians everywhere really owe it to Tila Tequila.

According to the, uh… ummm… hmmm, what does Tila Tequila do again? Oh, yes, according to the talentless alien-like reality TV star and “myspace personality” herself, the recent Supreme Court decision to legalize same sex marriage happened because of her.

“It is because of me. I definitely think (my show) has helped the movement,” Tequila told Us Weekly at the Hollywood premiere of “The Love Guru” on Wednesday.

“Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about (same sex relationships),” she said. “Then they realized, ‘Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.’ The next thing you know, (gay marriage) is legal.”

Definitely! On behalf of the GLBT community, I’d also like to thank drunk straight chicks who make out at bars to impress dudes. I’m sure they helped with the cultural shift as well.

California’s historic decision had nothing to do with people like this, of course.

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