Put On Your Brakelights, Here…In The City of Wonder!

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If you, like me, are totally not feeling the Halloween spirit this year, here’s some stuff that might get you in the mood:

1. Christopher Walken reading “The Raven.” I’ll let you argue amongst yourselves about whether or not Poe’s writing is scarier than Rihanna’s (because, if you didn’t know, Disturbia’s the first song she’s gotten a songwriting credit on.)

2. This Ladyhawke video.  Smoke Machine is actually a pretty good costume, I think.

3. America’s 25 Scariest Conservatives.

ps–Sorry for the whining above.  But I thought you all needed something bone-chilling, and hearing that voice come out of someone who’s staring right at me is way creepier than anything else I can think of right now.