Hair as feathered and fine as Rod Blagojevich’s requires vigilance, mousse, and a special Paul Mitchell hairbrush the crooked guv bizarrely calls “the football” (the article also contains other anecdotal nuggets detailing HotRod’s hilarious spiral into megalomaniacal madness).
In case you missed the highly amusing video of an Iraqi journalist fucking a shoe at Bush’s simian skull, head over to OMG Blog to check out the footage (as well as CNN’s comical Crocodile-Dundee-like reporter).
The McCain/Palin camp recently hocked a few Blackberries chock full of confidential information at a campaign firesale. The cost of a used McCain Blackberry: $20. Yet another reminder of McCain/Palin incompetence: priceless.
Uber-DILF Matt Lauer interviewed Tom Cruise on The Today Show this morning, and we can safely report that the world’s favorite Scientologist is still as mad as a bag of spanners.
