BREAKING: Sean Connery and I Are With Child

Oddly, it’s a black child.

If this snowstorm has left you bored and slightly inebriated, then what you need right now is, the website that will tell you what the offspring of you and your favorite celebrity would look like.

Here’s little Pussy Galawrence, which I birthed with seventy-eight year old Highlander star Sean Connery:

I also just had a baby with Mariah Carey and one with Madonna, which looks exactly like my baby with Sean Connery but poutier and with sultry eyes.  Other options on the site include Missy Elliott, Marilyn Manson, and the totally underage Miley Cyrus.

After the jump, the results of my child with Party of Five/Lost star Matthew Fox:

1 thought on “BREAKING: Sean Connery and I Are With Child”

  1. Annie Messier

    Hooray! This provided confirmation that the husband and I would have one ugly kid. One less reason for people to push us to procreate : )

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