We Were Going To Get You An iPhone…


… but this is nice too.  Apple, Nordstrom and several other mall retailers were forced to stay closed today after God threw another stinkbomb into the Rhode Island economy. According to the ProJo,

A power failure forced about half of the stores and several restaurants at the Providence Place mall to close for most of the day today, on the last Sunday before Christmas.

The north end of the mall lost power at about 5 a.m., after water penetrated an underground electrical system and shorted a line, said Craig Gorris, the mall’s senior manager.

A repair crew fixed the problem shortly before 4:30 p.m.

God was unavailable for comment.

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