Teacher, There Are Things That I Don’t Want To Learn.

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“Oh, hey, what are you eating?”
“Salmon. I love it. I eat it practically everyday.”
“Just salmon? That’s pretty weird.” Why the hell did I say this?
“Oh, well, I don’t know. I try to eat healthy, natural foods…you know, like wild berries and honey and stuff.”
“Yeah, I like food too.” *facepalm*

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