But wait until midnight tonight. A new law goes into effect on March 1st mandating that women be allowed to breastfeed any place open to the public (presumably this would include Club Balloons). Oh to be a fly on the wall when this legislation was in committee. “I say we carve out an exception to the one-tit-at-a-time rule in the case of twins or exceptional racks” (see picture). How nifty for the lawmakers that they could appear enlightened while talking up their favorite topic. Here’s the Health Department info;
Rhode Island Public Breastfeeding Law
A new law (R.I. Gen. Laws § 23-13.5) supporting breastfeeding families takes effect on March 1, 2009. This law allows a woman to breastfeed or bottle-feed her child in any place open to the public. The Department of Health and the Rhode Island Breastfeeding Coalition have developed materials to help employers and organizations support breastfeeding in their businesses or meeting places.
As to Salma Hayek, I’m not gay but even I can’t stop staring at those things.
The lady doth be dealing with serious back problems by the time she hits 50.