We’re finally waging war at the 54th parallel — against the Asian Carp. They’ve breached our first line of defense, an underwater electric fence. Next maneuver: chemical warfare.
For a sense of why we hate them so:
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But if you wanna see a fish that really flies:
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Nooooo! That’s just wrong. How many of God’s laws does that violate?!!! What’s next? Birds that can swim under water?