How Do We Know He Had Fingers?

roger williams statue There are no known contemporary likenesses of Roger Williams so we can not know for sure. But since there are also no accounts of a run-in with a deli slicer perhaps we can assume. Joking aside, the scaffolding recently erected on Pratt Street up the front of Prospect Terrace supported the father-daughter team (he’s a mason/she’s a sculptor) of Jim and Ally Lawrence. They have skillfully repaired Roger’s hands and it’s a nice story with some personal resonance for Mr. Lawrence (ProJo). Now, may I suggest it is time for some really, really painful landscaping around the Prospect Terrace side of the statue? I know they have installed a security camera and that’s good, but it still might not deter a determined, drunken ass-clown with frontal lobe issues. May I suggest rosa rugosa or barberry? Neither would be my first choice from an ornamental point of view, but a mature planting of these is certainly difficult to wade through. If all else fails, plant a hedge of Osage orange, God’s barbed wire.

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