I’ll bet the Sisters of Mercy over at Bay View Academy are doing a jig right about now. Normally, we here at the Dose would not be discussing the whole beauty pageant thang (least of all the one owned and operated by the most loathsome man in the universe), however . . .
Rhode Island never ever ever wins these things, or even makes it past the first cut, so congratulations to Olivia Culpo who now rules the beauty universe. Plus she plays the cello, for realz.
Go Bengals.