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Jersey Girls Would Like You To Wax Your Balls

Its been awhile since we’ve heard from our lovely Jersey Girls, now that they’re bi-coastal (one living on the East Coast, the other living on the Jersey Coast) it’s been even harder for them to get their shit together. Plus they have jobs now. Whatever, here’s the latest insanity from Providence’s most reliable advice mavens.

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Jersey Girls Say Happy Holla-Ween!

So in honor of the only holiday (besides our birthdays) where’s its socially acceptable to dress like a common whore we’ve decided to talk about sex. This week: virgins, sex noises, and slutty outfits! Let’s dig in… Q: While shopping for halloween costumes my boyfriend jokingly mentioned that he wouldn’t mind seeing me in some

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Jersey Girls Ain’t Doctors, They Just Play Them On The Internet

Q: Dear Jersey Girls, I think my boyfriend has a porn problem. I may have not-so-accidentally stumbled upon his huge stash of DVDs which led me to his computer, which led to me to TONS more porn. It grosses me out that he fantasizes about these gross girls or that he might be thinking about

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The Jersey Girls Back To School Special

To Our Loyal Readers, After a sweaty, blurry, and overall disgusting summer, we’ve managed to get our shit back together…well at least long enough to solve all of your relationships queries. With one of us on permanent assignment in Jew Jersey and the other enjoying all of the excitement that unemployment and alcoholism have to

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Jersey Girls Like ‘Em Hairy, Tattooed, And Reeking Of Bourbon

Q: Since my girlfriend has moved in, she’s been cutting the frequency of sex down. Recently, she’s not even returning my kisses and she pushes me away when I try to give her oral (which she says I’m -fantastic- at). I can deal with a ‘bad week’ here and there, but I’m not a ‘once

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The Jersey Girl’s Guide To Online Stalking

Q: Dear Jersey Girls, I met a girl last night through a friend and after I got home I sorta drunkenly found her on Myspace. I didn’t add her or send a message, thankfully*, but I was wondering, what amount of Face/Space stalking is acceptable and when has it crossed over into the inappropriate and

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Town Drunks And Dogs In The Bedroom

This week’s Ask The Jersey Girls:  Furtive masturbation, intrusive pets and walks of shame. Q: Dear Jersey Girls, I awoke this morning to find my boyfriend, who I’d had sex with mere hours prior, jerking off in bed next to me while I thought he was still sleeping. Why? It had been literally 5 hours

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