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Pretentious French Pussy

I saw a blurb about this video by Will Braden on CNN, and I couldn’t resist the allure of pretentious French pussy. But who can, let’s be honest? [youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M7ibPk37_U] Sure, the French is atrocious, but the cat looks EXACTLY like my cat Sebastian. My deepest apologies to the dog lovers out there.

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Mark Your Calendars – Free Movie Screenings

Backyard Movie Nights @ 155 Vinton Street Starting August 2nd Love movies? So do we! Join us in our Vinton Street backyard for screenings every Saturday night and some Fridays. Movies start at sundown. Bring a blanket or a chair and bring your friends. Donations of snacks, cash, or grilling supplies will be gladly accepted…

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Totally Hot Publisher Needed ASAP

Awww, shit, you gotta be kidding me? How come I didn’t get a memo on this one? Oh, right, because my office is my bedroom and my secretary is my cat. Darn. Apparently, would-be writers, the trick is not to solicit publishers one-by-one hoping to find one for whom your novel/screenplay/poetry/suckpileofhumanexcrement is a perfect fit.

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Steal My Identity? Okay!

Have you ever seen those commercials for a credit protection service called LifeLock? This guy shares his social security number and dares the world to steal his identity: [youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXANhTH_oSo&feature=related] But, wait! Don’t be fooled: apparently, lots of people are suing the company because the service doesn’t work. And the dude, Todd Davis, has had his

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The Ideal Man Must Be A Saint

Don’t think I forgot about my homeboys. I found you fellas out there a little someone special: Creative Diva Looking for Ideal Man This 5’6″ cutie has bi-colored eyes and can’t start a conversation to save her life, but she loves getting nasty underneath the sheets. She’s good at it, too, evidently: she has four

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Go Watch Dudes in Leotards!

Your last chance to see this spring’s festival of dance at Brown Univerity’s Stuart Theatre (Waterman Street) is at 2PM today. Tickets start at $7. Think you wouldn’t enjoy a freaking dance recital? Think again. Weird doesn’t even begin to describe the 6 dance numbers that make up this event. Strange, like Dr. Suess Meets

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