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LOADED! Returns Tonight

We’ve had a few weeks off but the holidays and funerals are thankfully over. It’s 2008, and it’s clearly time to party like it’s 1988-1998. (Or ’78, ’68, any of them really) Please join us at the lovely Local 121 where myself, Handsome Pete, and Kevin Hemmingway-God-Santa Leavitt play your favoritest music ever including but […]

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Got Live If You Want It: SSG, Denimvenom, Ebu Gogo.

If you want to ring in the New Year with tinnitus (ooo!) you have a couple of nice options going on tonight: Ebu Gogo, Denimvenom and a light show by one of the terrorists who brought Boston to the brink of annihilation armed only with pluck and a few dozen Lite Brites. AS220, $5 after

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The Malcontent Presents: The Year in Movies as I Imagine It Might Have Happened

When Eric asked me to compile a list of my top five movies of 2007, I thought long and hard about it—if by “long,” you mean “the amount of time it takes me to make a sandwich,” and by “hard,” you mean “just enough so as not to distract me from sandwich-making.” As I spend

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Festivus dinner update

Well, as I mentioned yesterday, my holiday dinner included a close encounter with New York’s “Littlest Hustler.” The kid’s an experience. A unique mix of precocious and childish, playful and mean — In other words, incredibly manipulative. But he is somehow such that it almost feels reasonable that there’s a 3,000-word profile about him in

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Don’t sleep on us! Micah Jackson in the Local 121 Taproom tonight

Jackson and I are back in the habit tonight at the Taproom for our third of many lowdown DJ sets to come. To see the whole Taproom DJ schedule check out the Local 121 Myspace, graciously maintained by the lovely bartendress Lara (who typically joins us for our lil’ party). To get a taste of

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Providence Monthly Searching For Most Eligible White Person

Providence Monthly, our loveable local glossy about shopping and where to get your nails did, has embarked on their annual quest to find Providence’s most eligible white person. Here’s a link to the questionnaire, which I’m sure none of our readers will savagely abuse, but it’s the print version that I love; on page 71

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The folks at RIILE have a wry and witty song for you

RIILE, — which is certainly 100%, not-at-all racist, their leaders like to say — is lamenting the fabricated decrease in religious-right hegemony this holiday/shopping season. And the celebration of Kwanzaa and Ramadan, to boot:: MONTH BEFORE CHRISTMAS AMEN BROTHER Twas the month before Christmas When all through our land, Not a Christian was praying Nor

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