Britney-Bin Laden Media Whore-Off

Terrorist mastermind Osama Bin Laden and washed-up yahoo Britney Spears go head-to-head this weekend as both make auspicious and highly-anticipated returns to the media stage. On Thursday, Al-Sahab, Al Qaeda’s media arm announced the imminent release of a new Bin Laden tape. Early buzz said that his formerly gray beard had been dyed a luxurious […]

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Craigslist remains the go-to place to peer uncomfortably into the millions of damaged and perverted souls out there. Like the guy sitting right next to you! Seriously! Anyway, don’t ever let this guy do you a favor without saying so much as a thank you, because he will remember forever.

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Get Out Of The House This Weekend

2007 Pawtucket Arts Festival at the awesome Machines With Magnets studio/gallery/hotspot. Performances by Badman, Daughters, Sweetthieves, Howl, Dirty On Purpose and many more. Plus Nice Slice, Recycle A Bike, Kafe Lila…Saturday, starts at noon, goes ’til midnight. $8, Downtown BucketNeon Soul Cabaret at Xxodus Cafe. Get your dancing shoes out for some funk, deep house,

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Okay, We Get It, Rhode Islanders Talk Funny.

The latest in a string of endless pieces on how incredibly fucking cute Rhode Islanders talk comes at us today from the usually respectable Phoenix. In it, writer Johnette Rodriguez manages to churn out thousands of words on a topic usually associated with Mark Patinkin’s equally annoying “You Know You’re A Rhode Islander When…”-type pieces

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Finnegan’s Wake shut down

The Board of Licenses has voted to temporarily shut down Westminster Street’s Finnegan’s Wake. Apparently they somehow squeezed about 390 people into the place, which is meant to max out at 220, which seems like a pretty tight squeeze in its own right. Brawls and arrests and robberies ensued. I’m not exactly crying over this,

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For those of you who know things:

Tucker Peck’s written in to let us know that he’s just expanded his hegemony over Providence trivia — to 4 nights a week: Hello Providence-area friends, I’m writing with the exciting news that I am now hosting team trivia games four — count ’em, four! — times a week in Providence. Team trivia is free

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Jobs with Justice Fundraiser Tomorrow

Celebrate 11 Years with RI Jobs with Justice! Thursday, September 6 Nick-A-Nees 5:00-7:15 pm At the Corner of South & Chestnut Sts. in Providence’s Jewelry District Donations: $5.00- $50.00 A reminder about why JWJ is so important: At 7:15 we’ll all be heading to City Hall, where the City Council will be taking up a

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